Wednesday, June 29, 2005

pictures from NATEA talk

A couple weeks ago I presented for NATEA (North American Taiwanese Engineers Association) on "Web Applications are the Next Big Target: How to Build a Web Application Security Program that Works". The slide-ware covered implemention of the PCI Data Security Standard and how its also beneficial outside of the credit card industry. The NATEA (Silicon Valley) Chapter President presented me with a framed certificate and we posed for a few pictures. The meeting was done very well and I had an excellent time.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

just 3 links

There are three ways I thought of to comment on the following story:
1) Why did they have to go an use THAT picture!?
2) "Mommy, can I have a zombie dog for my birthday"
3) The amazing things science is accomplishing

Boffins create zombie dogs
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html


Time is running out for poor lil Toby. Only $22K and he stays alive.

Save Today
http://savetoby.com/


Someone must have some serious pressure built up to need those handles
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/d/dscn024480306.w492.jpg

Thursday, June 23, 2005

mostly video links

Brought to you by Robert: Adding another nut job to the stack

Crazy Yoga Instructor

http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/599.html


Put this video style to a catchier song then play it on MTV, and I guarantee being a furrie would be all the rage.

DJ Format
http://www.ruben.fm/format.html


OK, this guy is my new hero. This guy is hardcore. Navy Seals ain't got nuttin on him. Is this a standard skill in NAIROBI.

Grandfather kills leopard with his hands
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-06-22T154236Z_01_L22691697_RTRIDST_0_ODD-KENYA-LEOPARD-DC.XML


They can withstand a bullet, but not a well-placed strip of metal.

Jimmy a Master Lock
http://media.weblogsinc.com/common/videos/barb/hackaday/x04d_masterlock.avi


Brought to you by Dennis:

iPod parody
http://www.scottevest.com/ipod/index.shtml

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

A lil bit of everything links

If you haven't read this before, you should. Somehow, I wish I had a neighbor like this.

"Redneck Neighbor"
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm


TC's first link submission! "GET HIGH, GET STUPID, GET AIDS."
BUT WHAT IF I'M ALREADY STUPID!?

How Getting High Can Get You AIDS
http://www.aegis.com/topics/gethighgetaids.html


Does this mean people are going to use Anesthesia more or less?

Anesthesia can give rise to sex illusion
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8297283/


Brought to you by Lex:

DESTINATION SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Discovering Disneyland
Opening day travails, amorous hijinks, optical tricks and other obscure delights
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/05/01/TRG7CCGFFD1.DTL


Title says it all

Suicide By Super Glue
http://wfmynews2.com/watercooler/watercooler_article.aspx?storyid=43011


Apparently the stunt didn't go very well.

Snapple Guiness Record Attempt Floods Union Square
http://www.adrants.com/2005/06/snapple-guiness-record-attempt-floods.php

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

a few quick links

"Sometimes Credited As: Jamie Lee Curtis" HAAHAH!

Kevin Kline (IMDB)


Vader and some Storm Troopers on a swing
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/v/vaderswing.w492.jpg


I should build me one of these!

Ether Killer
http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/


Unix terminal written in JavaScript. It just looks like your using Unix.

JS/UIX
http://www.masswerk.at/jsuix/

Monday, June 20, 2005

women, men and puppy dog links

Litterally, part of the female brain stops working during orgasm

Orgasms: a real ‘turn-off’ for women
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7548


I always knew there was something more to this than brute strength

How to Perform Strong Man Stunts
http://www.sandowplus.co.uk/Competition/Coulter/Stunts/stunts-intro.htm


Brought to you by Dennis: And to think they named him "Lucky"

Six-legged puppy dumped at temple
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/6/19/nation/11262103&sec=nation



Pimp my 474

$30 M BOEING 727 JET LIMO CONVERTED FOR STREET USE
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63679&item=4555387643&rd=1



Friday, June 17, 2005

a few links for friday

No explanation can describe this link

Cybernetic Parrot Sausage
http://doiop.com/cybernetic_parrot_sausage

The best of Jimmy Kimmel Live's Unnecessary Censorship.
http://doiop.com/unnecessary_censorship

Thursday, June 16, 2005

misc misc misc links

I would have to agree with this guys opinions on the screening at SeaTac

I Hate SeaTac
http://doiop.com/hate_seatac



If we could only do this on command

Teen Charged After Vomiting on Teacher
http://doiop.com/vomit_on_teacher



The humiliation!

Alleged Robber Attacked With Curling Irons
http://doiop.com/when_curling_irons_attack



Good stuff

Steve Jobs speech at Stanford
http://doiop.com/jobs_stanford_speach

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

a long time without the links

Triumph just rules

Triumph vs the Michael Jackson Supporters
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935


Now thats what I'm talking about!

Romeo and Juliette ballet in the nude
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=14153




Just another one of those things

oldmencrying
http://www.oldmencrying.com/home.htm


The Hebrew Hammer
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/17.jpg

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

my hero links

This guy is my hero... for those who've ever been left on hold.

'Thank you for calling NTL...now f*** off'
http://doiop.com/thank_you_not_get_the_fuck_off

and then the judge lets him off!

"An angry hacker who recorded a rude message on a cable helpline for other customers to hear has been found not guilty of causing offence."
http://doiop.com/not_grossly_offensive



Baitcar videos
http://baitcar.com/videos



Thank you Dennis. Friends like this you can really party with!

Dance Dance Immolation!
http://interpretivearson.com/ddi/

Monday, June 06, 2005

some monday humor links

And they reference America's Army! A free FPS that rocks.

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Video Games, Part One
http://doiop.com/games_need_to_know



Just another one of those "making us feel safe" things

Drop those nose hair clippers, soldier!
http://doiop.com/drop_the_clippers_soldier



This guy is friggin hysterical. Check the guy he knocks clean off his feet.

Japanese Scary Screamer
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/screamscare.html




Ok, this would be a bit humiliating

Premature Celebration
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bikeloser.html



Ain't this interesting

DUI Defendants Skip Charge By Asking How Test Works
http://doiop.com/no_source_code_no_dui

Friday, June 03, 2005

a medley of links

Improve Everywhere Mission.
Pretending to be U2 playing an impromptu concert on a NY City roof
http://doiop.com/mission_u2



Jon Stewart on "Deep Throat"
http://doiop.com/jon_stewart_deep_throat



Dress-up Doll Steve Jobs
http://doiop.com/dress_up_steve_jobs